Chat Room Dating

Bunty and Bobby, two frequent users of a chat room, discovered that they had a lot in common. Eventually, they abandoned the chatroom for a more intimate correspondence. After months of virtual kinkyness, the two decided to meet each other face-to-face at a small cafe.

Bunty arrived a little late.

One customer, a short, frail man with an eye patch, sat at the back of the cafe.

"Are you Bobby?" asked Bunty.

"Yes I am," said Bobby.

"Unbelievable!" Bunty exclaimed.

"You told me that you were tall, dark and handsome."

"How do you think I feel?" Bobby asked, his face turning red.

"You told me that you were skinny, light-eyed, and... female!"